Another One Bites the Dust: A Grooveshark Eulogy
“Yeah, so long. We wish you well. Told us how you weren’t afraid to die. Well, so long. Don’t cry, or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divin...
Category: Rants
Laugh Tracks: Will Sitcoms Kick Their Bad Habit?
“The trend away from engineered laughter can be seen through the Emmys: Of the five shows nominated in 2000 for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Seri...
You Care Way Too Much About How I Pee
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Earth is complicated, because men have a penis. I came across an article from the Guardian that attacked the com...
Reddit: The Internet’s Hippest Wet Blanket
“I hope you’ll appreciate that if we just start deleting ratings whenever we feel like it, that we’ve gone down a censorship road that doesn&#...
I Can’t Stop Eating This Shit
This is a brief list of food that I normally turn down because I hate it, with the caveat that if I do start nibbling on it, I don’t stop until I finish. ...