College Football Awards: How the Winners Perform in the NFL

“Awards don’t mean a goddamn thing. They’re stupid. They’re all stupid….and if I hadn’t already won all these awards, I would not be talking like this.” –Jerry Seinfeld at The Comedy Festival, November 19, 2005   For years, football enthusiasts have argued over the NCAA-to-NFL transition. Fans of the sport quibble over beer about famous draft…

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Acronymize This: FTFY

“You can’t take over the world without a good acronym”  — C.S. Woolley   The internet requires decimation. People often misuse that word as a synonym for annihilation, which means total destruction. “Decimation” literally means 10 percent of something is destroyed or removed, and there’s this whole historical thing with the roman legions and shit,…

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